i want a sugar mama in my life
not what i had in mind but she will do
does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol
Um, I was told there would be weird orgies?
I’m needy and gross
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents